原来医生和护士吵架是在给我保命,网友分享让我汗流浃背!后怕啊
一上来就这么猛地吗?你是要让ta从上面出来吗还是嗓子眼也会便秘?我感觉追着你打都是轻的
6park.com![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/8c47d33c018f407cb298473a020bac3f~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=LX5V76UNNkZd9VAvdaIqnPAHKv8%3D) 一颗药,15天的量,一天三次,真是让人家尝尝味道,口水都不敢都停留一秒钟!
6park.com![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/9c9291e8e021471a9a49c59551747913~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=aOa33qPc9O8q5SjJnP%2FBczf3c0A%3D) 人家既然退休了,你就好好让人在家过着安稳的退休生活呗!
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![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/ce84fc66597149d580b5bc6751cfa9bb~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=VWTotfW6r9tI%2BbBr9xbuWUYZ560%3D) 四千瓶!!!你是要ta回家拿盐水泡澡的啊!!!
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![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/cbc2e3cee28749ca888efba1e6036df1~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=Cy5EvHa8AvEhGsk4rJtbKALeVKM%3D) 不是,人家是来看病的,不是来进货的,医生请你们可以仔细点吗?
6park.com 6park.com![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/edf30794d26245c7abb51bbfbbcee3d6~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=KSEElrxOPR5xtRCRIHTPeHSB8aA%3D) 七分之一,好小众的吃药分量啊,这要怎么吃啊?
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/5ea88914ae9b4838ab8e173ab7017186~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=KHd3XfwW3mZ75XPtM15sOCTv%2B%2Bc%3D) 医生:我不信,我非要看看,实践才是真理!
6park.com![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/d9aff2d01d684702902c9ad1358aca7d~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=Aq%2FZa81Y%2FgyAnyI0WWEMa1FrfgU%3D) 他真的是研究生吗?他是嫌病人活得时间太长了吗?
6park.com![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/be0777895f934f01a056ad3b03dae30a~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=msgSAyxJm9%2FkWmTDPnIey0QquNY%3D) 赶紧让你爸爸再重修一边医学吧!
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/b9be692bacdd4fd5917d006649299f6a~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=O4CXMpMkDMO6YQR18Tnve5af2Vc%3D) 误打误撞发现了新型减肥药:降血糖的药!
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/9bcff8ffc3944054a988136f8efd99d9~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=mjaPZVBmksohs7fe7trU0Cxo920%3D) 什么,这是中药!!不好意思,我以为你去菜市场买菜回来了
6park.com![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/03850fd38e394dd2ba5a402afc60b5c2~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=A%2B%2F7Y3NqHDPU3rL5IJQxfZKFrh4%3D) 搞笑图片合集,对视三秒不笑算我输!
6park.com 6park.com![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/9456772a89be405e86bb8310469f2ba0~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=ttFJtmEvjPtrkkG93j3BrJf%2Blno%3D) 聊什么都好,就是别聊钱,还有,你的头像和你的语言艺术都有点贱嗖嗖的
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/e913b10756f2477b9e2efbc1543a2052~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=%2FT6w1Aik2nolUuRTST%2FwPmucJKs%3D) 你就说女人是不是来吧。宿管阿姨:来,还想要啥,我们给你!!!
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/98ebc6d0758342918aaeca347a7c18ef~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=zhcQIDDBeW7Fu2vPRbePNhvHjYs%3D) 羞辱,啊哈哈哈,赤裸裸的羞辱!
![](https://p26-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/2eb1158c1707449fae7e88801e962fee~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=IrD%2BnzuYOUkYSTGrou7NhT6l658%3D) 这么好的女朋友你上哪找,她都没想着给你吵架,你好让她吃屎!!
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/990ba5c6b0d4436d95e5b2b0afb10fd1~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=IzSGenB19m8J%2FZen7TNKS1NhrhQ%3D) 这医生是段子手转行的吧
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/72e3be8fa00048bbbd37fe902c21d4c7~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=KKb75KU6StmwNZGVpflQDKzyT10%3D) 孩子:我有什么错,我只是看你们手机电脑脏了,想给你们洗洗罢了!!
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/3063cd1c729e4c098f89e64ca01df8b8~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=yIcjoItm5V68oY3d6bOE1JsZ1Hw%3D) 原来乌龟跑得慢只是当年哄骗我的谎言!
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/2c7105e605ac43698ed232f0a77834c2~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=XUksmmjmFeduA2b1emMng0Op8BM%3D) 乍一看:好像没什么问题。仔细一看:恩?你们的用意是什么呢?
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/6de12a8bc21d495f977c1c6ca8c547ac~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=wnrnNX5SQTqfHGOAPg16kVf9148%3D) 学生:我想了千万个结局,万万没想到是这种结局啊!
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/ce9d2c6feb294e8db00a26b1231f1e20~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=5UoBpOaq%2Bh9u3g2l%2B91FQNaVw%2Bw%3D) 眼睛瞪得像同林眼睛瞪得像同林不是,这都不笑,我在现场绝对笑成大粪
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/2946a825c0674766853cfc3d80ffc4b3~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=xKIJhpTr8HHt0kJA%2BmIiwAYjGX0%3D) 你还真对得起你们公司的名字啊,你是从哪上来的啊
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/0908f6c32c624ffd883ca8b4b4f415a4~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=abCClJ6821lm6ECDS2Udq%2F2qbHo%3D) 珍爱生命,争取不麻烦消防工作人员!真希望消防员永远不工作!
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/9a06a52d1bbc4c01ae8be72096d829cc~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=KlXm5RflwUzKmSM07PSC5wb1%2Bnk%3D) 梁朝伟,虽然你嘴上说的不内向,可是你的小动作出卖了你
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/156ace46b58d41d98759bdf8d5eef3c8~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=RgqjzbiM1D0E0oZtWluSH2wkPUU%3D) 虽然散开的时候真的很美,但老奶奶的生活也更加难过了
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/2a069a5557104fc3b361415812485c22~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=RM9iVQArs8vhGxbWgKVpf4VCQA0%3D) 用家长照片做壁纸,我咋感觉笑的声音更大啦
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/fa466869f0d943459564f930b20952cf~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=I%2BpFEvt%2Fcp3spxoCHJwroXTh8JA%3D) 如果是我,我的发疯!
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/98788298918d404dbb7326892e7c82bd~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=ln%2FkdcaxcYN12dn%2BDVg%2FjLrE4pU%3D) 这是哪位才子打印的,这么有才!
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/00f4f5e303b144818edeb89dc6abba22~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=xwQh9WnQTY3lWSt9k9srbTApWt8%3D) 这是楼梯!!我把孙悟空的火眼金睛借来,恐怕都看不出来这是楼梯吧!
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/9b1e27ffe83e47bfba946ed3b54cd32f~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=%2FaBo60PrC1z1JiwtoBz2n1UHX6c%3D) 辰辰妈妈,孩子这么小,还不会开车,出行也不方便,肯定缺个司机,不用焦虑了,我来了,我就是你们的司机!
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/bbd5af0330c04c66aa83a76cdb740711~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=%2FiKgfxE%2BRmSIivN3AVRM%2BXRBsag%3D) 不是吃不起高档饭店,而是小小沙县更有性价比,就说这场面,有几个饭店可以做到!
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/2f2bdcc92b2b4822976f9a7c4e4fe910~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=Puvjr5Zn2GXuAZtl96zAUA7CBJw%3D) 宝宝,好可爱的小宝宝啊,不愧是爷孙俩,吃饭都这么像
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/eeba3a2f5eaf4e1fa9feb606b4585367~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=YgHAS29KWub7I66MGi8L7eDmjZw%3D) 再坚持一下,明天就是这周最后一天上班了!
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/a5b48604b75641aebc10942fba1c71a3~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=Ks5Ecuf%2FEKAUkglxC6dZ4IOGrPE%3D) 每日高情商练习,要你你该怎么回复呢??
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/efee2f7061864a5486dccb7dbd267358~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=8a86JSZS3bw5OHBLDp4opPZxZiE%3D) 景洪交警,请问你是不是喜欢你孩子的装备,偷偷把你孩子装备带出来了
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/f6cbc4504c144e3e815082ae053003ef~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=5aUX0Rcu8DH4F%2BGwNgBb4ngbncs%3D) 主人:起开,这你兄弟,还吃得这么香
![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-6w9my0ksvp/3c03e87445574150a64617501d86ab16~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1715596638&x-signature=scCayb5rHxp5rpquoKmOEgcholE%3D) 我就说怪兽是会吃人的吧
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