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米尔纳拉卡泽特进球，阿森纳1-1利物浦 6park.com
Shadowoak(未知主队球迷)：这比赛才看了35分钟，吓得我阳寿都快折了5年了…我的小心脏啊！(Only 35' in already shaved off 5 years off my life. My heart!) 6park.com
Mooud00(利物浦球迷)：那说明你看利物浦的比赛还不够多…(It seems that you didn’t watch too many Liverpool games.) 6park.com
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REDxSAM(未知主队球迷)：下次特朗普再想在墨西哥边境修隔离墙，那不如就直接把莱诺放在那里得了，因为他本身就是一堵墙！(Next time Trump want to keep Mexican out just drop Leno in because my man is a fucking WALL.) 6park.com
Johnnyseattle(利物浦球迷)：我还是更喜欢那个比较菜鸡的阿森纳…(I liked Arsenal more when they were underachieving.) 6park.com
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AleDelPiero10(尤文球迷)：范戴克这大胸停球的技能，怕是连巅峰的格策也比不上他…(VVD has a better chest touch even than peak Goetze.) 6park.com
bo-tvt(阿森纳球迷)：每次我们在对方禁区前围攻10分钟都不进球的时候，就会立刻被对方反击进一个….(It's always when we play in the opponent's third for 10 minutes without scoring, we will concede from the very next attack.) 6park.com
iamPause(利物浦球迷)：埃梅里就像是爱情剧里边的悲催男主，明明有个很好的妹子，却总是把注意力放在工作和赚钱上，最后妹子自然就移情别恋到其他高富帅身上去了…(Emery looks like the jerk in a romantic comedy who has the girl but cares too much about his job and money and ends up losing the girl to the quirky nice guy in the end.) 6park.com
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EasyLif3(未知主队球迷)：每次都有这么多球要去捡，阿森纳主场的场地管理员得付多少钱才能雇得起啊！(Whatever Arsenal’s groundsman is getting paid, it isn’t enough. Too many balls for them to pick up.) 6park.com
REDxSAM(未知主队球迷)：克洛普好像都想把自己换上场，然后去给法比尼奥一拳把他打醒！(Klopp is about to sub himself on so he can suplex Fabinho to get him off asap.) 6park.com
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拉什福德绝杀，曼联2-1伯恩茅斯 6park.com
Jassiexgill(阿森纳球迷)：这比赛算是不错的开胃菜，接下来就要去看我厂的小可爱们被利物浦的大肌霸爆锤啦！(This game is a nice appetizer before I get to see the boys get shaken down and smacked by Liverpool’s big cock later.) 6park.com
Kiyomidesune(曼联球迷)：解说员还说这不是曼联应有的表现，我想说的是，我都习惯曼联这样的表现了…(commentator "this is not a Manchester United performance so far". I dunno, seems pretty typical to me.) 6park.com
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_Ultimatum_ (未知主队球迷)：拉什福德这么多射门角度，为啥每次都挑唯一一个射不进的去踢…(Rashford kicked it the one place he had to avoid.) 6park.com
Elemayowe(曼联球迷)：卢卡库曾说过他会亲自帮助拉什福德加练射门，也许这就是拉师傅不能射的原因吧…(Lukaku: “I give Rashford extra finishing lessons after training” It all makes sense why Rashford missed now.) 6park.com
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Stukya(利物浦球迷)：从比赛数据上看，伯恩茅斯就像是顶级球队一样…(Those Match stats make it look like Bournemouth were massively on top.) 6park.com
Mr_Lich12(曼城球迷)：美国转播这比赛插播的广告竟然是宣传移民给美国带来的危害，可在美国看足球比赛最多的不正是移民么…(That American Ad for protecting America from immigrants lol, I bet most of audients for football matches are immigrants.) 6park.com
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Don_Kahones(阿森纳球迷)：为啥每场曼联比赛球员们看起来都像是从没一起踢过球一样啊？(why do the united team look like this is the first time they have played together?) 6park.com
Sureshot006(纽约红牛球迷)：曼联赢球的比赛里，评论区也就没人说话了，可要是输了的话…(Empty thread because United won hahaha, not like when they lose.) 6park.com
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(图)：博格巴的小碎步会跑多久？ 6park.com
Guuzmen(阿贾克斯球迷)：下次拉什福德进球庆祝的时候，给他配个保镖确保他不要得牌…(Taking the guard with Rashford to cheer next time.... lol) 6park.com
t44s(米德尔斯堡球迷)：伯恩茅斯这防守，简直烂得就像曼联一样！(Bournemouth defending like Man Utd there...) 6park.com
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banzaimihai(阿森纳球迷)：齐达内去曼彻斯特的航班再一次延误了！(Zidane's flight to Manchester, delayed again.) 6park.com
youretheonlyjuan(伊朗球迷)：马夏尔这冷静过头了吧，怕是心率也就个位数…(Martial is so chill he has a resting heart rate in single digits.) 6park.com
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拉莫斯点射，皇马2-0巴拉多利德 6park.com
Cr7godlike(未知主队球迷)：皇马球员已经开始传中了，大家都在等C罗过来顶头球呢！(Madrid player are crossing ball, hoping that Ronaldo would suddenly appear.) 6park.com
Denzema123(皇马球迷)：本泽马射门的时候别瞄大门了，干脆就瞄着天上踢吧，说不定这样就能进了…(Benzema could have shot that ball to the sky instead of the inside of the net, maybe it would work.) 6park.com
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fuckthisshit0102(西班牙球迷)：拉莫斯踢右后卫的时候，巴萨对位的先是小罗后是亨利。后来踢中后卫了，结果又碰上了踢伪九号的梅西和正统九号的苏神，这搁谁不得做噩梦碍(First Ronaldinho and then Henry when Ramos was RB, then Messi (false 9) and Suarez , damn he must have some nightmares.) 6park.com
LiamGallagher10(未知主队球迷)：这才刚刚换完帅，维尼修斯的出场时间就已经超过在洛佩特吉手下的出场时间总和了…(According to the stats, Vinicius is already going to play more time with the new coach than with Lopetegui.) 6park.com
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苏神绝杀，巴萨3-2巴列卡诺 6park.com
TheMountain(皇马球迷)：万万没想到，巴列卡诺也有了虐皇马5个球的水平…. (hard to believe even Vallecano seems to be able to defeat us with 5 goals.) 6park.com
mikelin52(巴列卡诺球迷)：其实我们的梦想是有朝一日也能赢皇马一次10-2…(To be honest we also want a 10-2 to you some day…) 6park.com
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elizarrj(巴萨球迷)：当你有皮神锋陷阵杀敌的时候，谁还需要梅西呢？(Who needs Messi back when you’ve got in form Striker Pique.) 6park.com
Bassfaceapollo(巴萨球迷)：直到终场哨响我都不敢松开菊花，现在我终于理解利物浦球迷的感受了…(Didn't unclench your butt until the final whistle, now I know what those Liverpool fans meant.) 6park.com
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Skadrys(巴萨球迷)：天呐，这是到了什么日子，我们竟然在80分钟前换了个人？(wow, sub before 80. minute, what year is it.) 6park.com
2one2one2(巴萨球迷)：罗贝托和苏亚雷斯的连线，仿佛看到了阿尔维斯和梅西连线的影子…(Sergi - Luis connection is on par with Alves – Messi.) 6park.com
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酣畅淋漓，曼城6-1南安普顿 6park.com
TechnoPug(南安普顿球迷)：至少我们的后卫可是得到了张免费的门票去看强队踢球！(my club’s defenders got a free ticket to see a great team at least.) 6park.com
sanjeet94(切尔西球迷)：要不中场就直接结束比赛吧，大家都节约点时间…(Just end the game at Halftime and save everybody's time.) 6park.com
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Wingardium(纽卡斯尔球迷)：住手啊曼城，他们已经死了！(City, stop pls they are already dead…) 6park.com
Meteorite(南安普顿球迷)：乐观点看，降级的话至少就不会再踢曼城了…(On the upside, once we get relegated we won't have to play City again!) 6park.com
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SheWantsTwix(墨西哥球迷)：曼城这也不咋样啊，这比分我和7岁的侄子踢球的时候随便就能踢出来！(City is a fraud I have scored that goal many 6park.com
times against my 7 year old nephews. I knew it could even work at the my level.) 6park.com
Devilscourtsman(切尔西球迷)：就是，我玩FIFA生涯模式的时候也能玩出这样的结果！(Yep, this is what I have on my FIFA career mode.) 6park.com
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NN77(南安普顿球迷)：长夜漫漫，处处险恶...(The night is dark and full of terrors.) 6park.com
Computer_User_01(利物浦球迷)：现在唯一的问题是，这比分输球对南安普顿来说，到底算是凭实力输球，还是尴尬的惨案…(The only question in my mind is if this is a normal defeat for Southampton or an embarrassing defeat for Southampton.) 6park.com
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莫拉塔佩德罗进球，切尔西3-1水晶宫 6park.com
MorgratiosFT(切尔西球迷)：现在我们可以说是伦敦城老大了！(We are dominating London now.) 6park.com
Cr7godlike(葡萄牙球迷)：我早就知道，皇马真正失去的是莫拉塔而不是C罗！(So it is Morata what Madrid is missing ,not Ronaldo ,always knew that.) 6park.com
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nate517(切尔西球迷)：现在我们只需要再进十几个球就能追上曼城啦！(Only need 10 more to try and make up Citys.) 6park.com
WakeUpKevinMiller(巴萨球迷)：一支球队整场都在阳痿，而换上阿扎尔后10分钟就能射两次，赶紧把他藏起来别让皇马看见…(So a team that looks impotent all game only needs 10 minutes of Hazard to score twice? Keep that man the fuck away from Madrid please.) 6park.com
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(图)：愿天堂也有足球...
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