All my plans for the future start with "When I get rich".
对于未来的所有打算都是从“什么时候脱贫”开始



Smile and let the whole world wonder why.
别人笑我太疯癫，我笑别人看不穿。



I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 73 of them.
有99个难题，钱至少可以解决掉73个。



What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it. (cell与sell 同音; 前者为“售卖”，后者在这里指“蜂巢”)
蜜蜂如何处理自己的蜂蜜？
储存在蜂巢里。



Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9.
为什么6怕7？
因为7，8， 9。（“8”的发音与"ate"一致；"ate"是“吃”的过去式）



Pros and cons of making food
Pros: food
Cons: making
烹饪美食的好处和坏处
好处：美食
坏处：烹饪



etc= end of thinking capacity
诸如此类=想不出来



I love days when my only problem is tea or coffee.
我希望我的生活只存在一个难题：喝茶还是喝咖啡。



Happy has five letters.
Pizza has five letters.
There is no coincidence.
“幸福”有五个字母。
“披萨”也有五个字母。
这绝不是巧合。



Take my advice.
I don't use it anyway.
采取我的建议吧。反正我也不用。