Well, I Think The Image Speaks For Itself

    

Got Stung On The Lip By A Wasp Getting The Ole’ Christmas Tree Out. 2020 Has Been Fun For Sure

    

Drove 45 Mins To The Store Thinking I Had My Mask In My Pocket. It Was A Baby Sock

    

Wife Got Assigned A Random Tag At The DMV. Didn’t Read It Til She Got Home

    

Built My PC No More Than 1 Hour Ago, Very Nice

    

Got Up In The Middle Of The Night To Get A Drink Of Water, And When I Opened The Fridge The Door Fell Off In My Hand

    

Put Both On This Morning To Get Wife’s Opinion. Forgot To Change Before I Left And Was At Work All Day Like This

    

Wife And I Visited The Eiffel Tower For Our Honeymoon

    

I Picked The Ladder Up Forgetting The Paint Was On Top

    

I Tried To Grow Potatoes, 10 Weeks After I Get This

    

Do Not Recommend

    

See That Tiny Sliver Of Metal In The Gap? Those Are My Car Keys That I Locked In The Groove Of My Trunk

    

Cable Guy Drills A Hole In The Side Of House, Into A Closet, Through A Guitar Case, And Right Through A Martin HD-28V

    

Doordash Sent Me This As A Delivery Confirmation Photo

    

Walking To My First Job This Morning With A Fresh Cup Of Coffee. That’s Not Cream, It’s Crow Poop