周末漫画|英语冷笑话,看完不用开空调啦
英语中有个说法:『Humor is the life waves buoy.』(幽默是生活波涛中的救生圈。)懂得幽默的人,情商会更高,遇到逆境也会更乐观,今天给大家分享10个英语冷笑话漫画,给心情也放个暑假吧。
6park.com-Did I waste my life by making comics? 6park.com-Thousands of people read your comics every day... 6park.com-You wasted thousands of lives by making comics. 6park.com一个人去世后来到了上帝面前:“我是不是一辈子都浪费在画漫画上了?” 6park.com上帝:“每天有成千上万个人看你的漫画。” 6park.com上帝:“你浪费了成千上万个人的生命。”
6park.com-Do you like me? Yes or no. 6park.com-I didn't come to school today to be handed the reins to your emotional state. 6park.com课堂上,旁边女生递来小纸条:「你喜欢我吗?是或否。」 6park.com男生回复:「我今天来学校可不是为了让你控制情绪的。」
6park.com-Thank you for calling, please hold for a minute. 6park.com-This music sucks. 6park.com客服:感谢来电,请稍候片刻。 6park.com手机里传来吹奏萨克斯的音乐声。 6park.com顾客:这音乐太烦人了。 6park.com电话这边的客服仍在卖力吹奏萨克斯。
6park.com-I want you to "take care of" fat Tony. 6park.com-You got it,boss. 6park.com老大:我想让你“take care of”胖托尼。 6park.com我:明白了,老大。 6park.com在我的照顾下,胖托尼健康饮食, 6park.com每天锻炼,终于变瘦啦。 6park.com知识点:take care of有“处理“的意思,也有”照顾”的含义,显然,boss和“我”理解的意思不一样。
6park.com-Shark!! Behind you!! 6park.comShark:-Ah! 6park.com大海上,一个人高喊:“鲨鱼!在你后面!”鲨鱼疑惑:嗯,喊谁呢,我前面没人啊。 6park.com从后面开来的船撞到了鲨鱼。
6park.com-Rise and shine! 6park.com“rise and shine”是英语俚语,“起床啦”的意思。 6park.com这里漫画按字面意思理解,是不是也挺无厘头的。
6park.comAnd they lived happily forever. 6park.com10000 years later. 6park.comYou ever wonder why we aren't dead yet. 6park.com王子和公主永远幸福地生活在一起。 6park.com一万年以后,你是不是在好奇这俩人咋还活着。
6park.com-I don't know if we can afford all these presents this year. 6park.com-Hey, I overheard you just now, and I'd like to take care of this for you. 6park.com-Oh my god this is the best Christmas ever. 6park.com带着儿子买礼物的年轻妈妈:「我不知道今年我们能否买得起这些礼物。」 6park.com路人:「嗨,我刚无意听到你的话,我愿意帮你处理这个问题。」 6park.com年轻妈妈:「哦买嘎,这真是我过得最棒的圣诞节。」 6park.com路人领走了儿子。
6park.com-What are you doing?-Nothing. 6park.com-Sweet wanna go see a movie? 6park.com-I just said I'm busy. 6park.com朋友:你在忙啥呢? 6park.com我:没忙啥。朋友:亲爱的那我们去看电影呗? 6park.com我:我刚说了我忙着呢。
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