Brevity! Clarity! Proper kerning (that’s the spacing between letters)! And no silly business with the fonts! At their core, signs are supposed to impart the biggest amount of information in the least amount of time. That sounds simple enough on paper (pun intended), but not everyone manages to rise to the challenge. 6park.com
They follow through with their [cough] artistic vision [cough] and the result is a hot mess of utterly illegible chaos. The worst of the bunch end up being featured on the r/dontdeadopeninside subreddit, an online community that is dedicated to nonsense signs if read normally. We’ve collected some of their best posts to share with you. Scroll down, but be careful—if you’re a fan of order, you might end up facepalming way too much.

#1 We Stand With No Standing Ukraine
      

#2 Asia Rden Ensb Vgio Ocko   
  

#3 Left No Turn Right Only Turn   
  

#4 Love Is Watching & Watching Someone Someone Die Is Hard   
  

#5 Honk Ha Against Te   
  

#6 You If Going Lost You’re Me Together Get Can’t Know Don’t   
  

#7 Ly Paer Soils Ca   
  

#8 Do Not Thanks; Turn Off Randy   
  

#9 Burger Better Cause Maker You Built It   
  

#10 Redshe Neckshed   
  

#11 We Hold That All Man, These Truths, And Women To Be, Are Created Self-Evident... Equal   
  

#12 Jesus Save Can Even You   
  

#13 Satan Jesus Is Is Defeated Lord! [oc]   
  

#14 Go Citd Wals!   
  

#15 The Tim Hoe Use   
  

#16 Hot Sharp Water Needles!!   
  

#17 Noki Parng   
  

#18 Feed Animals School Kids Parties Groups   
  

#19 Wildphot Lifeography   
  

#20 Sophisticated Ho   
  

#21 Pine Man Apple Go Nada Nada   
  

#22 Eggmnnaeet   
  

#23 Always Forgotten Remembered Never   
  

#24 I Don't Know Why Everyone Has Been Complaining. My Cage Large Eggs Have Been Very Affordable   
  

#25 Never Always Open Look   
  

#26 You Give Chances Kid Voice Are   
  

#27 It’s Hard To Be When Humble You’re From Texas   
  

#28 At Least Irma It Ain't Ian 17 Snowin 22   
  

#29 Holo Meve   
  

#30 The Love Is Sweeter Of Than Any Jesus Candy!   
  

#31 Tog Tog Eth Eth Er! Er!   
  

#32 Drinks Ice Sorry We Machine   
  

#33 He She Asked Said 10-4   
  

#34 Artcolumbůs Makes Makes Columbusart   
  

#35 Dream Work Stay Big Hard Kind X.x   
  

#36 I'm 🍍on Stuck You!   
  

#37 Pibu Zzarger   
  

#38 Ever Ythin Gisa B Rt E Kind   
  

#39 Work Love Prank Boss Sass Drink Sing Eat   
  

#40 At Day At Night I’m You’re Your My Angel Slave   
  

#41 Time Spent Second With Family Is Worthevery   
  

#42 You're Like The Now One I   
  

#43 Don’t Do Park Park Here Here   
  

#44 I Love The Sound When You Make Up Shut   
  

#45 Love, Askv, Grsenofr? Ihty   
  

#46 Same Same Game Dead Diff Erent Levels Devils   
  

#47 Tis It True? His It Hhelpful?   
  

#48 Postal Are Workers Thieves   
  

#49 Wht Pink Ey   
  

#50 Scan Me To View Our Nu   
  

#51 Hot Makes Me Want A Dog   
  

#52 Great Great Food! People   
  

#53 Blackwhite Beachbeach   
  

#54 Why Would Me You Marry For Wanna Anyhow?   
  

#55 Trees Trees Warn Have Fellow Musical Trees Taste   
  

#56 Working Like To Support The Crazy Lazy   
  

#57 Mr.mon Lemade   
  

#58 Is The Jesus Reason For The Season?   
  

#59 My Religion Is My Religion. Very Simple Is Kindness   
  

#60 “Fun” Dasn Riig!   
  

#61 Pro Pro Pro Life God Gun   
  

#62 Families Are And It’s Being Forced Not Just To Flee   
  

#63 Traditional Free Glass Horse Meat Of Wine   
  

#64 We Are No One Dare With You To Harm You   
  
Is Together, Powerful You Win   
  

#66 Elv Perf Is Ect   
  

#67 Eng English Lish Gram Grammar Mar   
  

#68 Palm For Trees Sale   
  

#69 Waste Energy Today Tomorrow   
  

#70 Xeln Eclet   
  

#71 Donut Be Happy Worry   
  

#72 Vac Cer Cination Tificate   
  

#73 Make No Art War   
  

#74 Lat Ame Tro   
  

#75 Roll Dice The   
  

#76 Don’t This Paint Side!   
  

#77 Cheat Yonur GF Not Yonur Workouts   
  

#78 You’re Do Not Next Enter   
  

#79 Moviforw Ngard   
  

#80 Not Sure If This Has Been Posted Here Already But Yeahh.. Lohovo Vepete   
  

#81 Critic The Ink Ersal   
  

#82 Honk You If Fart   
  

#83 Red Blood Hot Sugar Chili Sex Peppers Magic   
  

#84 Gas Store Open Is Open   
  

#85 My Religion Is My Religion, Very Simple Is Kindness   
  

#86 God Save #not The Working My Class King   
  

#87 Bang Naruto Head Style Here (At Work)   
  

#88 Because I’m Me   
  

#89 9/11 Was Arrest Treason The Bankers   
  

#90 Cry • Give Up