记得和媳妇恋爱那会，第一次登门拜访老丈人。老丈人上下打亮了我一会说： 我家白菜算不上好白菜，可这头猪可真是头好猪啊！我：…6parker.com 6park.com
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一女子去医院问医生：我天天丰胸，你看我能升到几罩杯啊？6parker.com 6park.com
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医生看了看她，拿过一张纸画了一个W。6parker.com 6park.com
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女子看后说：你是说我能变成竹笋型？6parker.com 6park.com
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医生无奈的说：这个字母念大不了。6parker.com 6park.com
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大哥和嫂子买房子有分歧，嫂子表示要买一楼，大哥表示要买11楼，于是问我买几楼。嫂子对我眨眼睛，瞬间我都明白了，于是在我的建议下买了一楼。6parker.com 6park.com
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一天，哥去药店买套套，挑来挑去不知道买哪种。一药师拉着我鬼鬼祟祟地说：“小兄弟，是真避孕还是假避孕？”我狂汗：“当然是真的。”药师：“真避孕的在那边，这是专门用来对付不肯结婚的女人的。”我靠，中国好药师啊！！6parker.com 6park.com
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昨天看到女同学发朋友圈说：“哎呀呀。。。中指好酸呀，连键盘都打不了了呢１我见状回复到：“怎么，男朋友又出差了？”6parker.com 6park.com
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闺蜜明天结婚，我本来打算随礼200,想想不妥，毕竟关系很好，毕竟她新婚的丈夫是我前男友，二百有点儿少，果断又在红包里放了五十块钱，做人不能太抠门是不是？6parker.com 6park.com
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今天开会的时候，老板突然深吸一口气，好严肃的说：“我是一个菠萝。”6parker.com 6park.com
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大家都愣住了，开始思索自己是什么水果，接着，他说：“希望你们能是我的千里马。。。”6parker.com 6park.com
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正在睡午觉,老公出差回来了,走到房间问我家里有没有吃的?我中午吃的馒头炒的土豆丝,菜被我吃光了,于是我迷迷糊糊对老公说"就剩俩馒头了?你吃吗?话音刚落,老公就扑到我身上！6parker.com 6park.com
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我们住对楼，我们已经透过彼此的阳台相视而望三天了，从她每次看到我都不好意思的走开，可以看出她喜欢我，第四天，她终于行动了，她举起扩音喇叭：对面阳台的Sb，再裸奔，老娘报警了！6parker.com 6park.com
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