#1 My Roommate Celebrates Christmas, I Celebrate Hanukkah...we Decided To Build A Compromise
#2 Old Roommate Punched A Hole In The Door. New Roommate Fixed It
#3 Used To Pay My Rent To My Roommate In A Funny Way Each Month. One Month I Went To The Bank And Got It All In Ones
#4 My Roommate And I Sent Out Our New Holiday Card. My Dad Thinks I Am Gay Now
#5 My Roommate Eats Food In The Shower
#6 I Don't Know Where My Roommate Finds These Refrigerator Magnets
#7 People Kept Leaving Poop Stains In Our Dormhouse Toilets So My Roommate Took The Situation In His Own Hands
#8 When Roommates Disagree
#9 I Was Worried I Wouldn't Get Along With My Roommate, But Then I Walked Into The Room And Saw This
#10 Felt Like My Roommate’s New Humidifier Needed Something…
#11 The Effect Of Tinder On Roommate Relations
#12 Roommate Is Coming Home Any Second Now
#13 My Roommate Fell Asleep At The Library So I Put 50 Shades Of Grey In Front Of Him
#14 My Roommate Put This On Our Fridge
#15 My Friends Roommates Never Do The Dishes And Were Drinking Her Alcohol. She Found A Solution
#16 My Roommates Dog Has No Sense Of Personal Space
#17 Our Cat Had All Four Roommates Feeding Him Each Day Because He Acted Like He Was Starving And We Didn’t Know That The Other Roommate Already Fed Him. This Was Our Solution, Hopefully He Will Slim Down A Bit
#18 My Roommate Is Awesome
#19 My Roommate Got A Food Saver. I Hate Him
#20 My Roommate Has A Way With Words
#21 Roommate Sets His Goals Pretty Low
#22 I Got A Mannequin. My Roommates Are Going To Love It
#23 My Roommate Keeps Bringing Girls Over So I Made A Survey
#24 Someone Ate My Roommates Pringle’s
#25 Roommate Throws Away Dishes So He Won’t Have To Do Them (I Bought All Our Dishes And Silverware)
#26 My Roommates Potatoes…
#27 My Roommate Places All Her Trash She Plans To “Recycle” On The Kitchen Floor, Yet Will Leave It There For Weeks Until Someone Else Takes It Out
#28 An Actual Text Conversation Between My Roommate And Me After She Woke Me Up At 4am
#29 Is Roommate Shaming A Thing?
#30 My Roommate
#31 So My Roommate Went Out Of Town
#32 Haven't Seen My Roommate In 5 Days. I Came Back To This On My Door Today
#33 My Roommate Left On A Cruise For A Week, Right Before All These Snowstorms. I Decided To Play A Little Prank On Him
#34 My Drunk Roommate Was "Saving It For Later"
#35 My Roommate Says I Have No Taste In Art. Let's See What She Thinks Of This
#36 I Moved Into My Girlfriend's Apartment Today And Her Roommate Baked Me A Cake
#37 I Was Born With Out An Ear. So For Christmas My Roommates Got Me This
#38 Told My Roommate She Could Be In Charge Of Picking The Shower Curtain
#39 My Roommate Took This Selfie With My Cat
#40 My Roommates And I Play A Game Where We Hide A John Cena Action Figure Around The House. He Went Missing For A Week Until Today
#41 We Made A Snowman For Our Roommate
#42 I Like To Surprise My Roommate
#43 I Put Googly Eyes On My Roommate’s X-Ray
#44 Roommate Issues
#45 My Roommate Bites Her Butter Then Drops It On The Pan When She Cooks
#46 My Roommate Uses My Towels To Wipe Her Makeup Off
#47 My Roommate Is Making Alcohol In Our Room And It Has A Very Strange Smell
#48 My Roommate Just Leaves $500 Laying On The Ground Like It's Nothing
#49 My Roommates And I Write Erotic Fridge Poetry When We Get Drunk
#50 I Bought An Off-Brand Box Of Corn Flakes Cereal And My Smart-A*s Roommate Sticks This Picture He Drew On The Box
#51 I Am Done Asking My Roommate What His Deal Is
#52 My Friend's Roommate Is English - He Came Home Yesterday To Find This Party In His Bathtub
#53 Roommate Got Drunk Last Night And I Woke Up To This In The Kitchen This Morning
#54 Roommates Struggle Meal From Hell
#55 My Roommate Moved Out Five Months Ago; Only Today Did We Discover His "Surprise."
#56 Thanks For The Idea. Roommate Comes Home From Vacation Tomorrow
#57 I Would Definitely Knock Before Entering
#58 My Roommate Thinks I Should Pay For Things I Had No Idea They Were Buying
#59 My Roommate Has Been Using My Toothbrush
#60 This Is The Toilet Paper My Roommate Bought. I'm Better Off Wishing The Poop Away