回答: 水汽氤氲 晨曦初照 北密秋色行 11 由 杭州阿立 于 2019-08-18 5:34

周末开心，讲个高尔夫笑话（美国最流行的笑话就是高尔夫笑话，俺还买过高尔夫笑话集锦的书）：
说一老兄对着树林子击球。老兄拿起一根4号铁杆（阿立注：4号铁杆不易打。号码越小越不易），一杆出手，球打到一棵大树，反弹回来，正中老兄脑门子。气绝而亡。。。
老兄醒来已在天堂，看到圣彼得。问：俺死了？
圣彼得：死了。老哥打高尔夫的吧？
老兄：俺这算二杆上来（天堂）了？ 6park.com
鹰文原文：
A guy hits his ball into the woods. He pulls a 4-iron, hits his shot, the ball hits a tree, hits him in the dead and kills him.
He wakes up in heaven and asks St. Peter, 'Am I dead?'
St. Peter says, 'Yeah, you're dead. Are you a golfer?'
And the guy says, 'I got here in two, didn't I?'