笔误了,hits him in the dead 应该是hits him in the head。哈哈
回答: 周末开心,讲个高尔夫笑话(美国最流行的笑话就是高尔夫笑话):说一老兄 由 杭州阿立 于 2019-08-18 12:13
周末开心,讲个高尔夫笑话(美国最流行的笑话就是高尔夫笑话,俺还买过高尔夫笑话集锦的书): 说一老兄对着树林子击球。老兄拿起一根4号铁杆(阿立注:4号铁杆不易打。号码越小越不易),一杆出手,球打到一棵大树,反弹回来,正中老兄脑门子。气绝而亡。。。 老兄醒来已在天堂,看到圣彼得。问:俺死了? 圣彼得:死了。老哥打高尔夫的吧? 老兄:俺这算二杆上来(天堂)了? 6park.com鹰文原文: 6park.comA guy hits his ball into the woods. He pulls a 4-iron, hits his shot, the ball hits a tree, hits him in the head and kills him. He wakes up in heaven and asks St. Peter, 'Am I dead?' St. Peter says, 'Yeah, you're dead. Are you a golfer?' And the guy says, 'I got here in two, didn't I?'
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